Personal marriage record

Booyah!
One year!
My wife has also been married for a year also! It's a tie!

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I have a headache

Hey, my new shipment of DVD has arrived! Cool.
What?
Fuck?
I...don't...FUCKING WHAT!?

Arborversary Anti-felinoma Birthday

In order to commemorate these events:
A) upcoming one year wedding anniversary
B) upcoming wife's birthday
C) no brain tumor in Marvin the cat
D) my nephew considering a run in the Marines (?!), which actually sucks moose dick

I have planted a tree, kindly donated by friend and colleague Mike Z.
(Formally "His Viceroy to the Exchequer, State of Connecticut")

I want to wish the tree good luck under my stewardship and remind it that life insurance is more important than ever in these wobbly economic times.

This effort at interspecies understanding continues only a few blocks from my house: