At least I've got everything but my health?

Wife, family, job, cat, house, car, gizmos.
That's all cool.
Lacking oxygen still - working on that.
...and I'm about a billion pounds overweight.
That's gonna be a tough one.
In the meantime I'll be disoriented and exhausted beyond reason except for about two hours a day and excruciatingly crushed by merciless gravity.
More on this developing story later.

Entrepreneur

My business partner Steve is away in the Hamptons looking for venture capital so that we can form the world's first 24-hour pornographic AM radio station.