Waiter, there's too many cooks in my spoiled stew

I make-uh for myself-uh the bella lasagna.
Pasta fagiola! Multo felicito!
Dat's a nice-uh!

So, the lady on the radio says "Use toasted pine nuts...any nuts will do though."
So I used coconuts.
*Rimshot!*
You ever try to toast those things?!
Whoa, what a crazy deal!

Is this thing on?
That goes out to the 8 people my old employer just laid off.
As if things weren't bad enough. Am I right!? Hey!