Thursday, June 02, 2005

Qualified ceiling painter sought

I am covered with white specks.
The floor is covered in white specks.
The white specks stick to my sweaty skin.
The specks get in my eyes.

Never try to texture paint a ceiling and never try to remove it.
Just get someone to demolish your house.

1 comment:

Ken C said...

Yah man. The high nap roller gets me the crazy coverage I need but it's all uneven like. I have no paint sprayer so I tried spraying Endust on the ceiling but found that after more than 30 cans I not only couldn't see any texture but had lost all my hair and skin. Also some organ parts about the size of strawberries.
I guess you were right about the head tarp bag idea. That would have helped.