Monday, October 09, 2006

Consider carbon

What a present!

"Here's some carbon baby!"
"It's indistinguishable from crystal but is 10 times more expensive!"

Now I've got this to compete with.



304 carats. Great.

"Look, I don't care if the North Koreans DO have a nuke, I am not getting you anything fissionable for our engagement."

2 comments:

Mister_ELK said...

What's this 'engagement' talk all about? You're not holding something back on us, are you?

Ken C said...

Considering the bleak future posited in the next entry I feel that I should refrain from any long-term commitments.