Tuesday, January 09, 2007

"Patient is belligerent and noisy"

From my MRI report:
"..a loose mixture of acorns, bottlecaps, and assorted detritus."

Apparently my brain is OK!

Now, why do I get visual migraines?
Who knows!
Let's medicate!

Also, just for fun, ask the MRI techs
"Will I feel anything when the magnets switch on?"
After getting their reassurance, wait until they throw the switch and then yell out
"MECHANICALLY-ADVANTAGED OHIO!
NO WONDER THERE'S NO PEANUT BUTTER LEFT UP THERE!
OUCHIE!"

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