In a rare unanimous decision, the "highest court in the land" has delivered a landmark ruling and determined that someone has to marry me.
In an effort to comply with the federal court's decision, Susan Mayo (Sue) has accepted my proposal and will become married to me at an undetermined future date, possibly May.
Despite a haircut that can best be described as "homestyle" and a nearly 40 year history as a goofy ass, Sue has decided that I "am the man for her" and I will hastily seize this opportunity before her head injury has time to heal.
Thanks to her whole family for kindly welcoming me in without any visible snickering.
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hm... the weekend of the 5th and the 20th look okay for me. You might be too tied up in Cinco de Mayo and May Day observances for the weekend of the 5th, of course.
((Congratulations!))
I hope the Republican controled courts had no real influence in your decision. Then again, Democrats winning Congress could have gotten you all full of hope for the future.
And you claim not to have a political agenda.... a house, full-time job, now a wife??..... for which office are you planning to run??
Seriously.... congratulations to the both of you!
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