I've discussed this before but now I'm certain that I *do* have a superpower.
Prepare yourselves...
I KNOW WHEN I'M GOING TO FART.
I don't mean short-term "Hey I'm gonna fart."
No, I mean I can generate a hyper-accurate timeline for the next several hundred days.
I'm going to use this knowledge to save innocent children and probably kittens.
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