80% chance
-Temperatures soar over 80 degrees, Honda Civic solar shield is deployed
-Marvin the cat hisses at me for moving a large flat object
-Transformers movie really sucks
50% chance
-Rain on July 4th
-I get up on time and Honda Civic SRS failure indicator is repaired at local Honda dealer
10% chance
-Honda Civic SRS failure indicator goes off on it's own for no reason
-I'm largely aware of what's happening around me
0.00000000001% chance
-Four local galaxies, including our own, are converted into a single brief SMS message:
"Im am the gretest on th e college! :-<"
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