After eating a whole genoa salami grinder it came to me in a dream.
Chewbacca is Darth Vader's son.
Luke was just a decoy to distract Vader to the point of self-destruction and get rid of the Emperor. The inept Jedi needed to be put off the scent too so that they didn't botch another simple protection job. "Ooo yeah, we'll hide the child on Vader's home planet, he'll never look there." Right. ;-)
In the end everything cancels out - all the real Jedi die, all the Sith die and balance is restored. No more force for anyone. Balance baby! Just hairy Chewbacca who has no force but seems to be likeable enough. Oh, yeah, Luke and Leia are twins and neither has the force. That was just a placebo effect caused by Obi Wan and his insistence that Luke was something other than the dirt farming nitwit he so clearly is. The young want to hear that they're special. In reality they are not. Luke will soon discover that his powers do not stand up to the critical eye of science and he will retire into obscurity. Chewbacca can pull your arms off though and between him and Han Solo's kids the galaxy is in good hands.
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