Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Kill THAT animal?

Hunting seems like an unpleasant thing to me.
Maybe there is some joy in the natural environment?
Is it about killing a living thing? That can seem like fun but what a damn mess though. Just kill a co-worker - plus they have it coming.
Maybe it really tastes great? (The meat, not the underpants.)
Anyone ever seen a slaughterhouse though? Anyone ever think "That's for me!"?
Killing for food is like digging for your own oil so you can make the synthetic stretchy band for your underpants. I say it's best left to the pros.
Certainly I've eaten my share of the natural world.
*Cough* Whopper with cheese from the rainforest *Cough*
Excuse me.
But why would you want to spend free time...ah screw it.
Knock yourself out.

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