What?
You heard me, coddled and soluble lozenges for actual somebody.
This must be part of the new laser SETI I've heard about.
These junk email message titles are amazing.
Why would I read a message with such a title? Is there advertising research that indicates I might me seduced in this fashion?
"The high-debt/34-39/white/suburban/male demo is all up into coddled and soluble lozenges."
"Don't you mean soluable, with an A?"
"No, stay with me...soluble. Something that can be solubbed?
Like, up your you-know-what. *wink* See?"
"No. But...how are they coddled?"
"Not literally! It's a metaphor...or an acronym. It makes sense."
"I'm completely on board with it being for an actual somebody."
Perhaps SETI should be sending messages instead of receiving. "Send help." might be a good start.
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