Messages from my computer

My computer just alerted me to the following, no joke...

"Verifying The Incredible..."

That was its way of telling me that the volume called "The Incredibles HD" was verified. It apparently ran out of letters.

Lord of Chaos!

My friends are all either self-destructing or being destroyed by a swirling vortex of chaos this month.

Betrayal!
Assault!
Kidnapping!

Maybe February will be better.
Hey, Valentines Day always cheers people up.
?

Screw it

It's too windy to go to Pluto, I'm going back to bed.

This is Atlas launch control, LO2 at 60%

We're sending a rocket to Pluto today.
http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/launch/index.php

Also, I think my horrible singing has broken my thermostat.
I was singing "If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring." etc.

Atlas launch control says that "all steps through 247 are complete."
...so you've got to be happy about that.

Euphemisms

girlswithbadbacks.com
That has a certain ring to it.
(pornonthecob.com is apparently already taken)

In other news...

On this personally tragic day I think I'd like to quote DEVO:
It's a beautiful world we live in,
a sweet, romantic place.
Beautiful people everywhere,
the way they show they care
makes me want to say,
It's a beautiful world.

We brothers got to stick together.

Happy New Year!

A disgusting abomination in a galaxy of terror?

No, that's the cat box.