"Ain't rocket surgery" - bad advice and hate

Hey, it's not tough to figure out that things are tough all over.
Main Street Americans are hurting.
The fat cats on Wall Street get bailed out and we have to get by.
Neither of these guys gets it, do they?
That's why I'm sure that neither candidate for president will get anything useful done and I'm sure that I've never cared less about things than right now when America needs me most.
Sure, I have a job and lots of people don't.
Does that mean I should try to help them out in some way?
I hope not, because I'm not going to.
Ha!
Wait, no, I have to give a shit because I pay taxes and they're going to get spent on some fishfucking nonsense war or other against Zimbabwe or Wisconsin if I don't choose the right guy. Also, it's good to help people, as long as you can talk them into a vasectomy. They're more likely to do it if they think your a nice guy.

Stop having babies is my point and don't go to church, figure things out for yourself.

Ask the following questions...
How does the universe work? What sort of morals should you have?
Choose from the following answers...
A)Figure it out for yourself.
B)Who cares
C)It doesn't matter
D)All of the above
The correct answer is D.

If you don't make much money try to steal from the rich or stop paying taxes.
Also, if things get really tough, don't eat your pets.
Eat your neighbors! They're much bigger and you won't feel any guilt.
And for christ sake don't buy the latest technology. That's what I do and look how fucked up I am!