Solstice

June 21st, 2:06 pm EDT
Settle down.
Please...please.
OK people, it's the solstice.
We need 50 hearts, let's get MOVING!

God is in the details

Alert reader Scott HK writes in and finds that a small change to the URL yields a substantial change to the content...witness http://www.daringtechnique.blogpsot.com/

Blogpsot that is.

Bible studies is (are?) a big part of my campaign to understand religion and subsume control of the universe. Or maybe I already have? Prove that I haven't.

Intelligent Design: Been There, Done That.

How's that whole free will thing working out for you folks?
Kind of a bitch huh?

Way to almost die idiot!

I almost died.
If you to would like to almost die then hop on I-84 in the rain and wait for someone's car to go totally ass over tea kettle spinning out of control at 60 miles per hour in heavy traffic.
Do not apply the brakes, that will cause trucks to crash into you.
Do not swerve, you will lose control and crash into everything.
Just calmly navigate through the maelstrom.
My car and I are unscathed.
It's fun.

Less than ept

Following my somewhat inept attempt to tile the walls of my bathroom I have decided to remove the tiles and drywall from around the bath and redo it.
In light of the 100+ hours of bathroom remodeling I've endured I profer the following advice:
Don't let me remodel your bathroom.

Also, note to self - idea for movie script:
Crazy guy dresses up as own dead mother and stabs woman in shower.

Hop on the Pope Train! Next stop, PARTY!

I apologize to Pope Ratzy for getting a little too excited about the afterlife.
"Oh boy! I can't wait to be dead! Free nachos!"
Rome sucks and is way too hot so I figured the Pope would be cool and give me a ride to the piazza.
His posse was all up in my business though.

Reactor on the fritz

These damn video games are like the ghost limb I never had!

This one I have at home is so close to working perfectly and it's worth all kinds of money. What a beaut!
I thought no one could help but then I find someone in New Hampshire who says they will save me. Pray for me and my broken down Reactor.