Sunday, August 27, 2006

Science is not funny

Vacuum cleaner?
Isn't that redundant.
My vacuum is already clean.

Is this thing on ?!

What are you people, zombies?

Oh, and about Pluto.
It has few representatives at the IAU, so I suspect it will be bullied and probably invaded by a force of IAU Security Council goons in the near future.
However...as someone who's done some inappropriate stuff at a circus, I can tell you, dwarfs are mean.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Pennsic

"Fighting to keep Pennsylvania crazy and violent since 1031."

I keed, I keed!
Good luck to our ambassaor to the past, Mike Monikowski.

But now you've missed "Snakes on a Plane"
It's a GREAT movie.

For me to poop on!

Swedish furniture

Ikea:

Lack.

It's called Lack. Not black.

LACK!

Like what there is in this sentence...

...of logic!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Geeks only - not funny

I just built a new computer and am quite surprised at how things have changed.

New processor - Intel back in business
First of all, the new Core 2 Duo processors from Intel (also called "Conroes") are simply so fast and can handle so much overclocking in addition, that there is simply nothing left that I can imagine anyone even wanting anymore. If for some reason you can't part with the $700-$1000 needed to get a real system like this you can bet your ass that the old ones, no matter how great they were, will soon be getting blown out for crazy cheap prices. AMD-based systems with Athlon 64's are now basically door stops, as are the old Pentium dual core machines.

Mid-range prices are up
It seemed there for a while that things would never again see the big performance leaps we expect in technology. For years we crept along with little improvements in clock speeds. Well, the clock speeds are all the same still (2 to 3 gigahertz) but the performance is off the damn scale. The system I just built has the exact same clock speed as my 3-year old system but is easily 4 times faster. There was a time when $100 CPUs reigned...along with $70 motherboards and $50 a gigabyte memory. They were a bit slower than the thousand dollar systems, but only idiots payed out the ass for the latest CPU. It looks like that has changed a bit now too. The new CPUs, motherboards, and DDR-2 memory are often double the prices we've come to expect and might stay that way for some time. Cheap systems (<$700) are now crappy systems. A cheap system today will be 4-6 times slower than the mid-range ($700-$1000) system. The premium systems are still not worth it but the free ride is over. The mid-range systems are now the sweet spot.

Overclocking is worth it again
For a while the business of pushing your computer beyond it's normal limits seemed like a waste of time and lots of money. Nitwits would water cool and nitrogen cool their "rigs" to get 25% more performance for hundreds of dollars. Screw that shit!
Now you can get a simple massive air cooler for $70 and squeeze out huge results. Just like with those sweet Celerons (anyone?) you can just turn up the speed dial and get a machine that's 50% faster or more...it pays.
My new system is running at a 40% overclock and I've just been tweaking it with minimal effort.

Who cares?
I don't know. Maybe we don't need faster computers.
Here are the only justifications I can think of:
Content creation (3D, digital video)
Games
High-definition video playback
Science
If you like Microsoft Office and Powerpoint and just use email and web browsing all day - good news! You can pick up a previous generation dinosaur that will be screaming fast for those rudimentary programs for next to nothing. Or just ignore the whole thing and wait for your current machine to crap out. You don't give a shit anyway so stop wasting my time. Oh, wait, I'm wasting your time.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

No more anything, ever!

Damn you terrorists!
I had to throw out all my explosive beverages!

It's obvious that we need to ban everything, immediately!
What about colon-based explosive-liquid-filled condom IEDs triggered by a digital watch? Anything is possible, right? So let's live in fear and pass insane restrictions.

I say we drug and thoroughly detonate passengers during luggage check-in and then confiscate all surviving iPods, laptops, beverages, shampoo, nail files, pens and pencils and open a nifty duty-free shop to fund the war on terrorism.

We keep going after the tools of terrorism and ignoring the cause - our constant ass-fucking of insane hyper-religious cultures.

EVERYTHING is a terrorist tool! Anyone ever watch Mythbusters? MacGuyver?
But hey, if it saves one life.
I say fuck 'em! Sell fully automatic weapons, hardcore porn, and smack right off the goddamn beverage cart, at least we'll be free. And that way any potential terrorists will have a horny bunch of dope-addled, heavily-armed 'Minuteman' passengers to contend with.

I'm losing it.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Sorry for my lack of updates

I haven't updated nor apologized for my lack of updates in far too long.
Follow me?

OK, pay attention this time.
A. I update too infrequently
B. I do not apologize for this often enough

There WAS that one yesterday.
And this one.
I'm still sorry though.
I'm so busy lately.

Is that the worlds tiniest violin?
https://www.geneticmail.com/mailgene/blog/steve/steveblog

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Babs' uvula!

It's time for democracy!
Time to vote in the primary for "not Leiberman" candidate Ned Lamont.
That'll change everything!
http://www.nedlamont.com/

Then we'll pull out of the middle-east completely! So long suckers!

Wait, no, that'll never happen. But we might cut our losses in Iraq?
Fat chance but you never know. Ah screw it.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Me and my gal

409 to 388!
We're like the fucking Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of Scrabble!
Except we weigh more.