Wow, talk about coincidences. I joke about my pharmacist and I end up having a drug interaction.
"If you become agitated and then sleep for more than 32 hours you should tell your doctor, this may be a symptom of a side effect he doesn't really understand."
Nuf said.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Wacky pharmacists
"Hey dipshit!
Is that...um...new...Remeron...
uhhh...counterindicated...
with a Benzo'...
...like Clonazepam?
Did you fart again?
DAMN!...Jesus...oh...why can't YOU get some suicidality!"
My brain is in good hands.
Is that...um...new...Remeron...
uhhh...counterindicated...
with a Benzo'...
...like Clonazepam?
Did you fart again?
DAMN!...Jesus...oh...why can't YOU get some suicidality!"
My brain is in good hands.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Cloverfield
I've seen it twice now and I'm truly happy.
Someone will see it soon and say something that will make me hate it.
"What? You didn't notice that the monster was wearing a Wisconsin Cheese Hat?"
My defense will be this...the world needs GIANT MONSTERS.
I love giant monsters.
I want to be a giant monster.
Man needs giant monsters to keep him in his place.
I pray for giant monsters.
Monsters with no reason for even existing.
Monsters who just want to destroy us and ALL our stuff.
Monsters who like to eat us, lots of us.
"Did it evolve? Is it an alien? Is it from another dimension or time?"
These questions will not matter when 30-story indestructible demons are maniacally running through and over our greatest creations and out into the suburbs and countryside.
I like 'persons' but I hate 'people'.
So, I say, good luck Cloverfield monster thing!
Someone will see it soon and say something that will make me hate it.
"What? You didn't notice that the monster was wearing a Wisconsin Cheese Hat?"
My defense will be this...the world needs GIANT MONSTERS.
I love giant monsters.
I want to be a giant monster.
Man needs giant monsters to keep him in his place.
I pray for giant monsters.
Monsters with no reason for even existing.
Monsters who just want to destroy us and ALL our stuff.
Monsters who like to eat us, lots of us.
"Did it evolve? Is it an alien? Is it from another dimension or time?"
These questions will not matter when 30-story indestructible demons are maniacally running through and over our greatest creations and out into the suburbs and countryside.
I like 'persons' but I hate 'people'.
So, I say, good luck Cloverfield monster thing!
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Throwing hat
I'd also like to announce that I have launched an exploratory committee to assess the possibility of a presidential bid by me in 2012, seeking the nomination of the newly established Chex Party.
Scrabble ninny
While he accuses me of moral cowardice and anti-Chex Party Mix leanings I would suggest that blogger Steve Douglass is, in fact, someone who I can consistently beat at Scrabble despite his increasing aptitude and enthusiasm. I hereby challenge him to an online match - best 2 out of 3, 25 minute tournament rules - to be held at an agreed upon date as yet to be agreed upon. ?!
Also, here's a link to his article recognizing my recent article about his return to blogging.
https://www.geneticmail.com/mailgene/blog/steve/steveblog
Also, here's a link to his article recognizing my recent article about his return to blogging.
https://www.geneticmail.com/mailgene/blog/steve/steveblog
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