Sleep study

Tonight I sleep in the arms of modern neuroscience.
Plastered with electrodes in a strange room surrounded by cameras, I will try to get a typical night of sleep.
The study starts at 8:30PM, at which time I will be awake.
I will continue to be awake until shortly after 3:00AM.
Soon after, the study ends at what the scientists have determined to be the typical Sunday wake up time - 6:30AM.
At that point I will put on my street clothes and be released into the wild.
There is a great likelihood that I will fall asleep and die in a car crash within 15 minutes.
Within two months the hospital will mail my wife a notice stating that I should lose weight and a bill for $22,000.

Science steps up to the plate

Ice cube spikes verified and explained!
Link to Caltech no less.

Old web posts about ice cube spikes

Back when Cambrian was a real website.

11 years of wacky ice cubes - 1998-2009

2009


1998

W's stupidity is contagious!

I

Barack Hussein Obama

do hold up

and execute

the President of the United States

in the office

with the Constitution

frequently.

Let's do that over.
Faithfully! That's what I meant to say!
I think I flubbed the last part.

2009 checklist

Intelligent U.S. president - go!
Nuclear warhead disposal - negative.
Global population at 2 billion - negative.
Free food for all - negative.
Free water for all - negative.
Free education for all - negative.
Free healthcare for all - negative.
Free housing for all - negative.
100% tidal/wind/solar/geo power - negative.
Electric cars - negative.
Effortless cure for my fatness - negative.
Airships - negative.
Globe-spanning high-speed maglev - negative.
Immersive audio-visual virtual reality - negative.

I'm willing to pay 60% federal tax! Bring it!
Feh. I'll settle for one more year of good health.