see and that doesn't even require you to take all your clothes off.

said you must be experiencing "missing time".
We were talking about that earlier.
Remember?

*black-out*

you can't just save them anywhere right?

What?!

The WMV profiles we've been talking about for the last 3 hours.

Phone etiquette

From now on when I call someone I'm not saying hello anymore.
I'm just going to shout "Hey stupid, get a pencil, take this down!"

Atkins Prison

Johnny Cash came to me in a dream and lo he sang.

[To the tune of Folsom Prison]

When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy use your Fritos
Don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno with Fritos
Just to watch him die

This is REALLY what happened to me last night.

10 pounds gone

I have lost one "Marvin" in weight.

Atkins! Hope it doesn't kill me before it saves my life.
An eighth of a ton...I blame society.
Of which I am a member.
If you get my point.