PC in a Mac

My dual-core PC in a Mac project is:
A) Off the hizzy
B) In the hizzy

I'm using it at work. Pictures to follow.

ATHF in February

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie has a tentative release date of February.
If this diet of tainted spinach doesn't kill me by then I will psyched!
Symptoms:
1) Foamy green diarrhea
2) Glitter or carbonation in urine
3) Luminous retinas and inverted hives on contact with any "O"s cereal
(Froot Loops included)
4) Cravings for carbohydrates

No more Paisley

Sadly I can no longer blame my lack of professional success on my previous employer Paisley the ferret. She has died.
I will miss her painless but furious play bites, her chirping, scampering, chaotic gallop down my hallway and her loving attention.
Such a precious tiny little monster/angel.
Less than one pound, but more than a match for me.

30 down

I've lost 30 pounds!

List of other body parts to jettison:
Navel - unused
Toe nails - unused
Appendix - unused

Ooch.
I can see where you might go with this list if you were a wiseass.

Forget I said anything.