2009 checklist

Intelligent U.S. president - go!
Nuclear warhead disposal - negative.
Global population at 2 billion - negative.
Free food for all - negative.
Free water for all - negative.
Free education for all - negative.
Free healthcare for all - negative.
Free housing for all - negative.
100% tidal/wind/solar/geo power - negative.
Electric cars - negative.
Effortless cure for my fatness - negative.
Airships - negative.
Globe-spanning high-speed maglev - negative.
Immersive audio-visual virtual reality - negative.

I'm willing to pay 60% federal tax! Bring it!
Feh. I'll settle for one more year of good health.