Thursday, February 17, 2005

Too much information

Patient:
"I noticed in your pamphlet, doctor, that under the category "Alternatives to Vasectomy" they don't list 'Confused, last minute, operating table assault and pantsless flight into the streets.' Further, will cutting into my scrotum hurt?"

Doctor:
"No, I won't feel a thing. I'll be totally tanked by 10AM. Thanks for your concern."

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