Danger: Exploding Signs

I'm hoping that the eruption of the supervolcano under Yellowstone and the 100-foot tidal waves caused by landslides on the Canary Islands may, together, provide the kind of challenge that a certain conservative North American nation needs to give it some perspective on how important the defense of Iraqi democracy really is.
Also, I'm 56 feet above sea level!
Where can I get one of these pool floats?



Not that anyone is looking, but do you think this woman has overworked her eyebrows?
Are we supposed to be attracted?!