Demons are untying my shoes!
In the last 3 days I have noticed a dramatic, some would say catastrophic, increase in the frequency
with which I have to tie my shoes.
This is NOT a joke.
I'm tying them literally 6+ times a day.
Yes, I'm using double-knots.
Yes, I'm pulling hard.
What the HELL!
What government or world organization should I contact?
Does the U.N. handle this sort of thing?
2 comments:
It's a direct result of the new, nanotechnology, radioactive, satellite-surveillance, tracking powder that the Transportation Security Administration has placed on your shoes under direct orders from Homeland Security.
When was the last time you flew??
Call them up, I'm sure they'd be willing to remove it by now.
The TSA knows about my attempts at flight? I myself am flightless but my experiments in heavier-than-air propulsion using the new petrol engines are promising. That new wing design kicks ass too.
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