Extra technically... Saying "I do" first does not mean you are married first.
Allow me to explain with this example... A guy asks a woman to go to the movies, she says "yes," they go to the movies, they buy tickets, they get them ripped in half, they find empty seats in the theater, they sit through the previews as well as a commercial for a overly caffeinated soft drink, then the movie starts.
Voila! They start watching the movie at the same time. It's a tie.
I do concede that one of them agreed to be married first, but ultimately they were wed at the same time.
Anyway, even if I'm wrong, Happy Anniversary to both of you. (and best wishes from the big nose kid you used to know in high school...all these years later I prefer to be known as a big nose man)
Big nose...hmm...there were so many. Jimmy Durante? I know! It's Humpty! He was always going on about how large his nose was. I still fail to see how it being "big like a pickle" had any relevance. I wonder what you meant?
I finally remembered to check in to see if you replied to my post. I had to reset my password to repost. The only reason I started an account was to make that other comment. What kind of ridiculous web site requires an eight digit alphanumeric password. I can't even remember how many heads I have on the end of my neck from one day to the next.
anyway...
Yes, I am guilty of being Dan. Even though, I am not Jimmy Durante, I am a huge fan of Jimmy Durante. His voice-over performance in the holiday classic "Frosty the Snowman" was powerful to say the least. That Humpty link kind of creeped me out. I guess that's the price one has to pay for being vague.
Yes, Humpty is a proud and oftimes disturbing apparition. Hey, there's a good word! Oftimes. My spell checker thinks it's bogus but I know better. I have the heft of the CCSU English Department backing me up. Guys? ... Ok, I'm on my own here.
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Technically.... the odds are one of you said, "I do" first.
Extra technically...
Saying "I do" first does not mean you are married first.
Allow me to explain with this example...
A guy asks a woman to go to the movies, she says "yes," they go to the movies, they buy tickets, they get them ripped in half, they find empty seats in the theater, they sit through the previews as well as a commercial for a overly caffeinated soft drink, then the movie starts.
Voila! They start watching the movie at the same time. It's a tie.
I do concede that one of them agreed to be married first, but ultimately they were wed at the same time.
Anyway, even if I'm wrong, Happy Anniversary to both of you. (and best wishes from the big nose kid you used to know in high school...all these years later I prefer to be known as a big nose man)
Big nose...hmm...there were so many.
Jimmy Durante?
I know! It's Humpty!
He was always going on about how large his nose was. I still fail to see how it being "big like a pickle" had any relevance. I wonder what you meant?
Thank you for commenting Humpty!
Wait!
You're not Humpty Hump, you joker!
You're Dan DiTomasso or something to that effect.
Brilliant! Good to hear from you!
Sorry about the nose thing.
Civility is a learned behavior and high school doesn't cover that subject apparently.
I finally remembered to check in to see if you replied to my post. I had to reset my password to repost. The only reason I started an account was to make that other comment. What kind of ridiculous web site requires an eight digit alphanumeric password. I can't even remember how many heads I have on the end of my neck from one day to the next.
anyway...
Yes, I am guilty of being Dan.
Even though, I am not Jimmy Durante, I am a huge fan of Jimmy Durante. His voice-over performance in the holiday classic "Frosty the Snowman" was powerful to say the least.
That Humpty link kind of creeped me out. I guess that's the price one has to pay for being vague.
Take care!
Yes, Humpty is a proud and oftimes disturbing apparition.
Hey, there's a good word!
Oftimes.
My spell checker thinks it's bogus but I know better. I have the heft of the CCSU English Department backing me up.
Guys?
...
Ok, I'm on my own here.
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