I'd like to point out that my name is on Mars.
I'm not bragging, it's just that when your name is recorded on a
"unique DVD made of silica glass, and designed to last hundreds if not thousands of years into the future, when its true mission will commence. It carries nothing less than a message from our world to one centuries away, when humans will roam the Red Planet."
you have a lot of people asking you if you're "that awesome guy from the Mars thing".
Yes, I am.
Here, see for yourself, I'm listed under Kenneth Colangelo, certificate 1196899.
As a postscript try these names in the search:
"Jeff Goldblum" returned zero results
"Robert Plant" returned zero results
"Stephen Hawking" returned zero results
Fuck those guys.
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