Mayday!

"9-1-1...emergency services."

---"THERE'S A WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!"

"Sir, calm down."

---"ANIMALS...STRANGE ANIMALS!"

"Is this an emergency? Are you OK? What is your address...where are you..."

---"THE LITTLE ONE IS BITING!"

"What is the nature of your emergency?"

---"Actually, it kind of tickles. (laughing)..look at that...she can't break the skin!"

"Idiot."