To the Amtrak Acela rail people I would like to say that a "high-speed" train needs to arrive before the regular speed service that is provided. I know that local sissies don't like fast trains on their backyard railroad tracks - they like to park their cars there. They relish the 45 minute symphony provided by your 30 mile-per-hour Metro North clunkers as they pass through their blighted neighborhoods and
I suggest to you though the following mathematical argument.
High Speed > Regular Speed
Furthermore, up the people's collective bungholes!
We need speedy bullet trains now!
When I see cars pass me on I-95 as I ride America's premiere high-speed rail service I become confused and belligerent, screaming that "I'm all taking over these whole train! MAKE GO FAAAST!" Then I spend the night in train jail and no one really wins do they?
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Wow, thanks for that thing.
If I find you, I will:
1) Eat you
2) Kill you
In that order.
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